Hi, Aadi here. I’m taking over this chat for Mischa. I think he’s a bit afraid of our guest today. Nuala is one of the starts of Live and Let Bite by Declan Finn.
[Aadi] Who or what are you? What are your vitals? (age, sex, species)
[Nuala] Nuala – pronounced Knew-La. I’m A 6’1” female vampire.
[Aadi] What part do you play in the story?
[Nuala] Aren’t I the assassin? And aren’t I very good at my job? And don’t you look tasty?
[Aadi] How would you describe your book?
[Nuala] Fifty pages of mush. Then I show up.
[Aadi] Tell me about where you live? Who do you live with?
[Nuala] I live wherever I like. Mostly in Ireland. County Cork is lovely.
[Aadi] What’s the most important thing in your life right now?
[Nuala] Killing Marco Catalano and Amanda Colt.
[Aadi] What do you hope nobody ever finds out about you?
[Nuala] Preferably, that they don’t know I exist until I’m draining them dry.
[Aadi] What do you like or dislike about the other characters from your book?
[Nuala] They’ve killed two of my mates. Their turn.
[Aadi] In your opinion, what is your best feature?
[Nuala] My aim.
[Aadi] What’s the worst thing someone ever did to you?
[Nuala] I told you they killed two of my friends.
[Aadi] What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone?
[Nuala] Do you think torture or rape is worse? Nevermind, done both to the same person at the same time.
[Aadi] Read any good books? What were they?
[Nuala] The Dexter series.
[Aadi] What type of places do you hang out in?
[Nuala] Target ranges
[Aadi] What annoys you more than anything else?
[Nuala] People who don’t know when they’re defeated.
[Aadi] What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?
[Nuala] Jackson Pollack paintings. They remind me of blood spatters
[Aadi] What time of day is your favorite?
[Nuala] Three in the morning, when the world is more dead than I am.
[Aadi] What kind of weather is your favorite?
[Nuala] A nice, soft day. Yanks call it a heavy mist, or a light drizzle.
[Aadi] Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?
[Nuala] I have minions. They’re usually special forces operators. I keep them well trained. And athletic.
[Aadi] Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?
[Nuala] I’m a vampire. I am the magical item.
[Aadi] If you could change anything in your book, what would it be and why?
[Nuala] I’d rather that my targets were dead already.
[Aadi] Okay, last question. Who would play you in the movie?
[Nuala] Elizabeth Tulloch MIGHT be able to pull it off. But since she can speak Spanish, we can tell that she’ll be recast as a Spaniard, can’t we?